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{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"When does a joke become a dad joke?","punchline":"When it becomes apparent.","id":281}

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{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}

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